פארוואס איך גלייב אין סענטע

נתון תתן איז שוין פארנומען "אפילו מאה פעמים" זוך דיר א צווייט פסוק

יענץ לערנט מען שוין ארויס פון תנו ותנתן (לוקס ו' ל"ח)

די פסוק אין לוקס פעלט זיך אויס לגופיה

אין המקרא יוצא מידי פשוטו. וויבאלד ער זאגט אז ווי סאך מ'זאל נאר געבן אזוי סאך וועט מען צוריק באקומען, איז פארשטענדליך אפילו מאה פעמים.

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דאנקס.

פאר די וועלכע זענען אקעגן לערנען די תורה אויף גויאיש רח"ל, איז דא די לשון-הקודש'דיגע: תנו ותנתן לכם ומדה יפה דחוקה וגדושה ומשפעה ישיבו אל-חיקכם כי במדה אשר אתם מודדים ימד לכם:

גענומען פון דארט.

תגובה זו הוסרה על ידי מנהל המערכת.

צו אנאנים:

איר וועט מיר מוחל זיין פארן אויסמעקן אייער בא'טעמ'טע קאמענט ווייל די דיוויידער "===" וואס איר האט געניצט איז געווען צו ברייט פאר בלאגגער אראפצושלינגען און עס האט פארריקט די בלאג. דא איז וואס איר האט געשריבן: (איך האב נאר פארקערצערט די דיוויידערס)

‪I dont know were to post these so i put them here .....
Gavriel was a strictly religous man, but after nearly 60 years he got fed up with Jewish law‪.

‪‪"Leah", he tells his wife one day, "I've had it! I'm fed up getting up early every morning to put on tefillin and reciting the same tefillos. I've decided ‪‪to convert to Catholicism."

‪‪"‪Are you meshugah??" asked Leah.

‪‪But Gaveriel was determined. He went to the local church and began taking ‪‪lessons with the preist. Finally, he gets babtized by the Catholic church.

‪‪The next morning, as usual, Gavriel wakes up early and, without thinking, puts ‪‪on his tefillin and recites shacharis.

‪‪"What are you doing?" asked Leah, "You said the reason for you becoming a Catholic was so you won't have to do all that‪‪!"

‪‪"Oy!" cried Gavriel, smacking himself on the forehead, "A Goy'she kop!"

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‪‪Two days before Chanukah, Mr. Jacobs, quite downcast, was trudging home. "Where will I get money to buy presents for the holiday?" he thought to himself sadly, thinking of his wife and children. About two blocks away from his home, he spotted a church, which had a sign on the door that read: "$100.00 Dollars Cash!!! Free To Anyone Who Joins This Church Today!"Here was the perfect solution to Mr. Jacobs' problem! He went in, joined, and was given the money as ‪‪the sign promised.

‪‪That evening, at supper, he told his family how he had come by his sudden ‪‪wealth. "And here's the money," he announced, waving the bills before them.

‪‪"Dear," said his wife, "Remember the fur coat you promised me three years ago? It's now on sale at Macy's‪‪."

‪‪"How much is it?"

‪‪"Only fifty dollars, and it's worth at least a hundred twenty five." Mr. Jacobs peeled off five tens and gave them to her‪‪.

Then his son spoke up. "Pops, I've been saving up to buy one of those English‪‪ bikes with ten gear shifts. I already have most of the money, but I need a bit ‪‪more."

‪‪"How much more?"

‪‪"Twenty five dollars." Mr. Jacobs handed over the money.

‪‪"Daddy," said his teenage daughter, "next week our school is having Shabbos get-‪‪together. If I don't have a new dress, I'll simply die."

‪‪"You won't die. How much is a dress?"

"Only twenty five dollars, Daddy." Mr. Jacobs handed over the remaining twenty five dollars‪‪.

Then he got up, "It never fails," he announced. "The minute we goyim have a little money, you Jews take it all away from us‪‪!"

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Ben was a completely assimilated Jew who was also a militant atheist.
His son, Gary didn't have a bar mitzvah. He went to Trinity School because, despite its religious roots, it was a terrific school as well as being secular‪‪.

One day, over dinner, Scott casually mentioned to his father, "Dad, did you know that "Trinity" means the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost‪‪?"

Ben nearly had a heart attack on the spot from anger. He grabbed Gary by the shoulders and started to shake him strongly. "Listen to me, son! I'm only going to tell you this once and you must never forget it!! " At this point Ben was shouting so loudly, the windows were shaking, "There is only one G-d, and we do not believe in Him‪‪!!"