.....מי כעמך ישראל

Yup. Its takeh a sheileh. A deoirayseh. S'dermant mir finm meiseh, zushe partizan was on mivtza teffilin and this shachnik came over to him with a taineh "how do u know this freye yid has a guf noki?" So he said "takeh, di leig dein hant in zein uchoir bodek tzu zein, in ich vel veiter leigin di teffilin"

Tzig I see we got off easy mit a strashe and a flik oifn anonymous. Whew.

likewhatever 12:21 "So he said "takeh, di leig dein hant in zein uchoir bodek tzu zein, in ich vel veiter leigin di teffilin"

Wow! Even Baruch Spinoza in his magnum opus on posthumous ethics on mind body dualisim wouldn’t
come up with an answer like that, BTW it wasn’t a shachnik who said that it is rather

ר ינאי: תפילין צריכין גוף נקי כאלישע בעל כנפים

Tzig, "פאלשע ציין"

פאלשע ציין ספר סיפּורי צדיקים עשר צחצחות, הנקרא פאלשע ציין, נדפס בראשונה תרס"ו

Uchoir vekedem tzartani: Did Reb Yannai make a "guf naki kehilchaso" kuntres, with a prune juice gemach too?

Is it true that when Aish puts on tefillin, with the unaffiliated, they hand out baby wipes first ?

Just askin'

Tzig, לתועלת הרבּים, נא לנקות את האזניים קודם פרשת זכור
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וכ"כּ בכל שני וחמישי ובכל עש"ק ובדיעבד אם אין לו פנאי יצא

Hirshel, this is an honest question although asked due to it being erev Purim. I have never heard any milso dibduchoso or witticism of the Lubavitcher Rebbe. As you will know, of R' Yoilish there are plenty.

So in the spirit of the day can you or someone lighten up and enlighten us on this front.

A Freilichen Peerim!

"איך האב אין מיין לעבן קיין גלייך ווערטל נישט געזאגט"

רבינו מליובאוויטש זצוקללה"ה -

More humility than wit. Come on, there must be better than this.

I'll take the whistling over the sounds the Satmar Rov made during Megillah leinen any day..........

Hirshel Tzig: I'll take the whistling over the sounds the Satmar Rov made during Megillah leinen any day..........

Which comment are you reffering to?

tzig, "I'll take the whistling over the sounds the Satmar Rov made during Megillah leinen any day.........."

What goes around come around.

אז מען קען ניט שמעק'ן קיין פּילווער גייט מען ניט אין קיין מלחמה אריין

You have never heard the SR megilah! although it's available loud and clear on tape from שנת תשכ"ז yet you put up some dudes tape thinking it's SR ha ha..

ולא תהיה עדת ד' כצאן אשר אין להם
רועה, שרועה א"ע ולא הצאן

הלא אם ראש שבטי ישראל אתה בעיניך קטן אתה